YEARN.FOR🧻

Take all your bad 🍣 and flush it down the toilet with the best 💩coin. These will go flying off the shelves because... corona.  

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OUR

ROADMAP

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Q4

CREATE HYPE AND FOMO

We say we're creating a bridge with the polkadot network via the Toilet ecosystem. Add liquidity pools. Implement porta potty vault system

2021

BIG FLUSH

Partner with security auditor to review our code. See if people still wanna take the risk with this💩. Continue building the community through outreach and YFTP set aside at launch.  

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Q1

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Q2

PROFIT

Those who got in early will inevitably make money because YFs are inherently a ponzi. But that's the life of #defi right now. 🤷 But we'll either be enjoying the  🚽 or the 🌚. 

 
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VISION

We want to provide everyone a chance to flush their coins fairly and equally. Decentralizing dumps everywhere. It doesn't matter if you have a gold 🚽 or a 🚽 in your 🏎️. You can lose just as much money on yfblah as you can with YFTP. Seriously, we will wipe our asses with your money. The dumps will be so massive you 💩 yourself. We hope you at least got 🧻 for this crazy 💩🚀. 

 

TOKENOMICS

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This 💩 is craaaay

Team Tokens Burned- 1000 YFTP 🔥🔥🔥

Marketing and Development - 1000 YFTP

Community outreach and growth - 1000 YFTP

Presale - 4000 YFTP

30,000 YFTP

MAX Supply
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10,000 YFTP

Initial Uniswap Liquidity
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23,000 YFTP

Circulating Supply
COMING SOON-ISH

Yield Flushing

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As we flush more YFTP out of the supply. Those with more YFTP inherently see their coins increase in value. Deflation!  🤩

Governonce

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YFTP holders will be able to hold other people at ransom because they have the most TP. They get to decide how they use it. Because... democracy. 

Liquid Pools

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Put your YFTP in pools to get more liquidity on uniswap. 

Steaking

🥩

Use your food tokens (sushi, wasabi, and sashimi) to get YFTP to generate more YFTP tokens. 

YFPTP

🧻+☁️

Plush TP is an extension to the Toilet ecosystem and allow YFTP voters to acquire non ERC20 assets via the polkadot network. We will send a % of YFPTP to the funding contract. 

This is a more expensive TP and so the only way to mint YFPTP is to provide liquidity for YFTP.

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